First, what time is it: Monday, November 26, 2007 9:12 P.M.
Full name: (Secret!)
Nicknames: Jake, Jakers, Smeg (You guys know what it stands for), the
list could take up several good sized paragraphs. The stories behind
them could be a massive essay of some sort.
Location: Now? Home. Earlier, on the planet Siria exchanging
pleasantries with Sirian warlords.
Mascot: Easy. The Droideka.
Eye color: Brown
Siblings and their names/ages: Anna, 19, Sarah, 9 until tomorrow.
Do you want to get married: Yeah, probably, assuming I ever find a
girl that could put up with me for more than a month.
Do you want to have kids: assuming the previous probably indeed happens,
Night owl or early bird: Night Owl. Sleep evades me at every turn.
I want to be: Dream of being: Video game designer, pro paintballer.
More likely: Computer programmer.
I love: My friends, family, music, food, paintball, books, and
cereal. I hate to put God in these lists because to include Love
Itself in with such other insignificant loves seems to defile Him. (I
liked Zeke's answer)
I hate: control freaks, my old Adam, legalized barbarism (by which I mean
abortion), evangelicalism/fundamentalism as a concept (I love certain
evangelicals and fundamentalists)
I miss: My friends. That's about it.
I fear: Hurting someone close to me.
I crave: Right now, another brownie and some more milk.
I wonder: If I'll ever get over not sleeping well
I regret: ... I'm not sure if there is anything I do regret enough to put here.
When was the last time you...
Smiled: About twenty minutes ago.
Bought something: A few days ago. Mountain Dew.
Danced: Several weeks ago.
Were sarcastic: I am never sarcastic. Also, I don't lie.
Cried: Hmmm... A few weeks ago. About the time I realized a couple of
depressed punk songs fit me all too well.
Counted your blessings: Thanksgiving time and all, fairly recently.
Had a nightmare: The last time I dreamed. I rarely do dream, and when
I do, it's generally a nightmare.
Last book you read: I really don't remember. It was a few weeks ago.
Last thing you had to drink: Milk
Smoke: Only when I'm on fire, which has happened before.
Do drugs: No. I've been offered drugs before, though.
Sleep with stuffed animals: No.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: No. Although, I've been asked 14 times
in one year before.
Believe there is life on other planets: Not really.
Read the newspaper: Comics, electronics stores ads, and sometimes the
occasional sports section, when I feel like seeing how Da' Bears did.
Believe in miracles: Yeah.
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: Tolerant? I guess.
Consider love a mistake: Not at all.
Like the taste of alcohol: I've had some good wine, and a few other
things that tasted fair, but I'd have to taste more before I said for
Drink: Occasionally. Get drunk? Never.
Believe in astrology: I believe the practice exists. I give it no
Believe in magic: Well, not what one would call real magic. More like
satanism and whatnot. So no.
Believe in God: Yes. YPray: yes.
Go to church: Yes
Have any secrets: Of course, not really interesting ones, but they do
exist. You could ask me sometime and I could spend a couple hours
trying to figure out what they are, then tell you.
Have any pets: No, but we have a dog and a couple cats.
Go to or plan to go to collage or university: lol.
Talk to strangers who instant message you: I think about 7 of the
people on my buddy lists I didn't know who they were at the time, so
Wear hats?: Yes, but only cool ones. None of this trilby crap.
(Ethan's answer FTW!)
Have any piercing: No. No. Although, I've been told I should get my
ear pierced by a few people, and join a rock band. :-P
Least likely to respond: hmm... dunno.really ever does respond.
Most interested to see their response: Everyone, maybe?
Best (boy): I consider it extremely shallow to name one best friend,
at least for someone who has as many good friends as I have. (Again,
Best (girl): My girlfriend would go here, if I had one. As is, see
previous statement. (See above statement)
You've known the least longest: Hmmm... Not sure.
You can tell anything to: Meh. I could probably tell anything to Somm-1.
Weirdest: oh gosh, I'm not even gonna try.
Funniest: actually, pretty much everybody I'm sending this to is pretty
Shyest: Ack. I'm not sure.
Quietest: Ach. I'm not sure.
Smartest: er... I plead the fifth.
Coolest: Hmmm... Everyone but Aaron.
Guy: See above
Girl: See above two places (Heh)
Girl: I have no intent of starting a war, sorry.
Most outgoing: No idea.
Most creative: People with imaginations (Meaning you people) make this hard.
Annoying: Hmmm... Of people I know, in person, Somm-1 is probably the
most annoying. Although, it might be Aaron. I have to hang out with
him more to say for sure...
Most confusing: Meh. I can't even decide who's least confusing.
Always there for you: Hmmm... Sommy, Ethan, MooKoo, Various other
people... Although, when I'm depressed, I tend to not talk to anyone
about it anyway, so
Most blonde at heart: Aaron.
One who'll have the most kids: No thanks.
One who'll have the least: See above.
Who will be your maid of honor: What?
Who'll be your best man: No idea.
The one you're probably gonna end up marrying: <Pulls on collar>
What is your favorite...
Color: Blue, but if I have to wear it, blood red.
Place to hang out: With friends, almost anywhere
Song: It changes. Hmmm... My favorite song at the moment is probably
"Amaranth" by Nightwish.
Stuffed animal: Rabid wolf.
Possession: No idea..
Radio Station: Meh. No idea.
Kind of music: Various kinds of rock and metal. And crunk rock.
Day of the Year: Christmas. Again, get over it.
Day of the Week: Meh.
Cookie: Something with chocolate.
Video Game: BF II (Ethan has great taste)
Cereal: Honey Bunches of Oats. Though, the commercials could be better.
Ice Cream: Chocolate.
Vegetable: that's like having a favorite way to die.
Magazine: Paintball 2 Xtremes (PB2X)
Cartoon: Zits, Calvin and Hobbes, and Dilbert
Candy: Chocolate something or other.
Time of the day: Sunset. I prefer it dark.
Girls perfume: No thanks, I prefer not to answer.
TV show: Stargate SG-1
Flower: Meh. I don't know.
Drink: Uh, give me that Mountain Dew, I ain't playin' wit' you, you
better gimme that Mountain Dew!
Do you prefer...
Disney or Warner Brothers: WB
Croutons or Bacon Bits: Croutons, because I look like a guy named crouton.
Silver or Gold: Gold. It's shiny and yellow.
Sunrise or Sunset: Sunset
Coke or a fruit smoothie: Coke
Sunshine or Rain: Clouds.
Beauty or Brains: Brains because beauty is stupid.
Blondes or Brunettes: Meh. Do I care?
Thanksgiving or Forth of July: The Fourth. Stuff goes boom.
Phone or Email. Phone, preferably
Love songs or sad ballads: Sad ballads.
Life or death: Life.
Also, if you read this, feel free to fill it out.